YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... {{forumTopicSubject}}

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

-You talk to yourself a lot.

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

-You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

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