Scouse prank sock robber {{forumTopicSubject}}

Scouse: I was out in town this afternoon. I got drunk and i was in the bus stop and then someone robbed me socks.
Secretary: your socks?
Scouse: Mi socks yeh..Can u help me? This is second time this has happend.
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Secretary: Hello there, how can i help?
Scouse: Can u hear me?
Secretary: Yeh.
Scouse: Ok what it is, i have been drunk in town and i woke up and me socks are gone. Me socks have been stolen.
Secretary: Your socks have been stolen?
Scouse: Yes this is second time this has happend.
Secretary: Ok so what is it you want the police to do about it. You fell a sleep did ya?
Scouse: Sorry?
Secretary: Where are you now?
Scouse: Im at home now.
Secretary: At home?
Scouse: Im at home yeh.
Secretary: Do you not think its just your mates playing tricks on ya?
Scouse: Sorry?
Secretary: Is it not your mates playing tricks on ya?
Scouse: No its not, its not. I can remember a couple of guys coming over to me.
Secretary: Right ok..
Scouse: One of them had a sward, and he was saying "can u get your socks of now, otherwice i will stab ya!" So i took them off and one of them even took my shoe as well, i only got one shoe left.
Secretary: Alright, what time did this happen at?
Scouse: It was about 4 in the morning you know.
Secretary: So why have you reported this 17 hours later?
Scouse: Because i was drunk yesterday and i had to hop all the way home.
Secretary: You had to hop all the way home?
Scouse: Yeh i got one shoe and i got no socks. The socks are brand new, i mean ive only had them for 2 weeks.
Secretary: Yeah but you know, what do you want the police to do about your socks?
Scouse: Ehh investigate them if you can.
Secretary: We cant.
Scouse: Cant you get someone out to investigate them? Or something.. i dont know.. its me socks, this is second time...
Secretary: Alright, would u want to go to the police station and report them then?Scouse: Would that be better for me?
Secretary: Yeah it would be yeah..
Scouse: But they will probably just tell me to go away, they will just think im stupid.
Secretary: Yeah but you are at home now and theres nothing i can do about it because its too late, we cant come out because you got your socks taken. But what i can say to you is go to the police station.....
Scouse: I understand, but i cant go to the police station cuz i got no socks to wear and ive only got one shoe.
Secretary: But you are at home now so you must have some other shoes to wear or something..
Scouse: No i havent, i only got one shoe and i cant hop all the way to the police station.
Secretary: So you got no other shoes that u can wear?
Scouse: No i havent.
Secretary: Im sorry but i cant send a patrulje out because you have got your socks taken when you were drunk.
Scouse: Me girlfriend, me girlfriend got shoes i can wear but they are stilettos, i cant wear them.
Secretary: Right, im sorry but i cant send a patrulje out to you because you had your socks stolen when you were drunk.
Scouse: No it wasnt just because i was drunk, they were these fokes, you could see they were sock robbers, they had a big bag of them on their shoulders. They had a dog with them, even the dog was wearing socks!

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